The teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ­understand that it will all go away.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

I don't think anyone's normal.

Nobody knows through how many thousands of years fighting men have made a place for themselves while the weak and peaceable have gone to the wall.

All you have to do is follow the money and if you follow the money, it leads right back to Donald Trump's pockets.

My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

When you're going through tough moments, you never know when you're going to have good moments.

I don't know why so much nonsense about age is written - although I can certainly understand that no one really wants to read anything that says aging sucks.

Medicare will usher in federal programs that will invade every area of freedom as we have know it in this country.

I'm sure we're going to find out one day that the brain is as worthless as the appendix.