The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

A true confession: I believe in a soluble fish.

If we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic." - Dov Brezak

Poverty must be erased by hard work.

Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.

Religion leaves no room for human complexity.

You remember the finals you lose as much as the ones you win.

It might be helpful to realize, that very probably the parents of the first native born Martians are alive today.

In the garden of your days cultivate festivity, play and celebrations.

Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.

Any given moment contains unlimited futures that can become real. The reality that occurs is the one you pay attention to.