The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

The best way to insure you achieve the greatest satisfaction out of life is to behave intentionally.

The Rules of Marriage hasn't changed since Adam. Break the Rules and Break your Marriage

The mind is the most powerful sense.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

What I love in fashion is to tell a story through a creation.

I will always support legalization of the entheogens, which are, without a doubt, the most important and the most grossly misunderstood medicines on earth.

Heaven would be a very hell to a wicked person.

Empires are not brought down by outside forces, they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

I can make music, but I can't play it. I read somewhere that Grieg couldn't play his A-minor piano concerts very well, but he could write. My role was to compose things, but not really play it.