The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

My object in life is to dethrone God and destroy capitalism.

If you can cut the people off from their history, then they can be easily persuaded.

There must be something rotten in the very core of a social system which increases its wealth without diminishing its misery

When the sufferers learn to think, then the thinkers will learn to suffer.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole

Social reforms are never carried out by the weakness of the strong; but always by the strength of the weak.

Follow your own path, no matter what people say.

The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.

Blessed is the woman who has never had anything to love. She can never know the heartbreak that comes with losing it.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I can't get through some movies without shedding a tear I can't lie.

I Don't Need the nicotene patch, Penny - I smoke cigarettes.

That's where my job comes in. Getting the E.U. and U.S. to agree.

[On Chinese Internet,] freedom is a targeted and precise window.

I think there's a myth that people feel, that people of success are never fearful, that we're never challenged, that we have some supernova - no, we're like everybody else.

When I go to bed at night and I think of humanity at large, I think of all those things.

Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.