The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.

Beauty should be edible, or not at all.

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

Everyone should eat hashish, but only once.

People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.

This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

The tree of life is hope.

there must be instinct on d inside to have an increase on d outside

It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.

Somehow all you ever need's never really quite enough.

There are trappings of science fiction which I kind of embrace, but there are also cliches which I run from.

Every shot makes someone happy.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I hope and look forward to the day that there will be a female president of the United States.

A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.

Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.