The thing I call ‘my mind’ seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn’t really know its tenants.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

Literature takes us away from our grey everyday experience, but brings us back enriched with new sensibilities.

Energy doesn't communicate in English, French, Chinese or Swahili, but it does speak clearly

The right song can turn an emperor into a laughingstock, can bring down dynasties.

Cheerleaders deserve a lot of respect for what they do.

Ideas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither.

The author himself is the best judge of his own performance; none has so deeply meditated on the subject; none is so sincerely interested in the event.

I want to thank everybody, all my fans in Israel, all the children, everybody, it's amazing.

You cannot be creative with people around you.

American Journalism is dead… They have behaved like hockey goalies in front of Barack Obama’s net.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.