The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Each spice has a special day to it. For turmeric it is Sunday, when light drips fat and butter-colored into the bins to be soaked up glowing, when you pray to the nine planets for love and luck.

Good and evil do not exist for me any more. The fear of evil is merely a mass projection here and on Earth.

I have been recording for five decades now.

I drink a lot of water and I never leave the house without putting on moisturizer and lip gloss.

There is no straight line to a dream.

It was morning by the clock but deepest nighttime in his body.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

Making the playoffs three consecutive seasons is a great accomplishment.

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.

My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder.