The thing about a friendly smile is not just that it makes people like you but that it makes them like themselves.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

My beliefs are the center of my being.

ESPN, is having the ability to foretell future outcomes in sports.

I don't know if you can change things, but it's a drop in the ocean.

We want people to come into our country, but they have to come into our country legally and properly vetted, and in a manner that serves the national interest.

The root of suffering is attachment

He has no worse enemy than himself.

To expect the government to save you is to be a bystander in your own fate.

I'm honestly not a big fan of pitching things. I'm a firm believer of letting the product speak for iteself.

It is, after all, the dab of grit that seeps into an oyster's shell that makes the pearl, not pearl-making seminars with other oysters.

A little matter will move a party, but it must be something great that moves a nation.