The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

Success is obtained from failure. It is the one that learn that triumph”.

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Guess I'll weep awhile. Guess I won't, I mean.

Most governments in the United States in a hundred years have not respected the peoples of Latin America. They have sponsored coup d'etats, assassinations.

I always thought that Bill Murray was one of the great actors that I've worked with. And I've worked with all kinds of people who are known primarily for their dramatic work.

It's difficult to excel at something you don't truly enjoy.

I'm, like, a real nerd, in that I will take a book that is three inches thick and disappear and not leave until it's done.

I don't think you can have an authentic connection when one person is diagnosing the other.

I don't think that the United States cares. They just assume that North Korea will soon have nuclear weapons.

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.