The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

When exercising gifted will-power, move boldly without hesitation. The reward for such decisiveness is increased confidence in what the heart knows, which the mind does not feel

Old-fashioned dating still exists. You’re either dating the wrong people or you are the problem.

Success is a great healer.

If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.

Marriage . . . is not a love affair; it is an ordeal. (92)

I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Conclusion: Big helix in several chains, phosphates on outside, phosphate-phosphate inter-helical bonds disrupted by water. Phosphate links available to proteins.

The best ideas often look terrible at the beginning the truly good ideas, don't seem like they're worth stealing.