The thing that inspires me most is reading and just observing the people around me. I think those are the two things that make me want to write.

Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."

If I pretend to myself that I'm different from the way I truly am, I'm going to make choices that won't make me happy.

Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Act the way you WANT to feel.

I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself.

Focus Not on Having Less or Having More, But on Wanting What You Have.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

Beginning with doom in the bulb, the spring unravels.

Disappointment tears the bearable film off life.

In America, public opinion is the leader

There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way!

Don't you know your imperfections is a wonderful blessing, from heaven is where you got it from

There's nothing deader than a dead love.

Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer

No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

That's what the Ivy League is. And many of the people there are legacy. Their families went there; their families are in government. The kids go there.

I'm glad I haven't lived in vain.