The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Wonderment shared is doubled.Love shared is infinite.

Sometimes I wonder how much of our suffering we allow or impose on ourselves simply in search of our worthiness to accept our own respect and appreciation.

See for yourself whether letting go when a part of you really wants to hold on doesn't bring a deeper satisfaction than clinging.

Pictures deface walls more often than they decorate them.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Not many people can boast a photo of their grandmother posing for kiddiporn.

Evil is that which one believes of others.

Everyone is broken-hearted except for the drastically unimaginative

It's the way Hillary Clinton goes on the attack and tries to hurt victims of sexual predations. I mean, she's the one who says that victims should be taken seriously.

I scored a 910 on my SAT. I didn't care about education. I don't know what I cared about.