The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

And the night shall be filled with music And the cares that infest the day Shall fold their tents like the Arabs And as silently steal away.

You have to keep hobbies in L.A. Otherwise, it's sad.

Being an actor you have a lot of expenses.

My stories, I can understand them as a little toy that you wind up and you put it on the floor and it just goes under the coach. That I get. Beyond that, I'm a little lost.

Its impossible to go onto the Tardis set and not play with things and fiddle with dials.

When you face a fork in the road, step on the exhilarator!

it follows that if you aren't happy with yourself, you won't be happy with others.

I'm not a part of any organized practices, but I believe heavily on love and the universe and what you give is what you get.

Johnny Depp is somebody I really love working with because he doesn't care how he looks. He wants to become weird characters and I like that.