The things that go wrong often make the best memories.

Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."

If I pretend to myself that I'm different from the way I truly am, I'm going to make choices that won't make me happy.

Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Act the way you WANT to feel.

I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself.

Focus Not on Having Less or Having More, But on Wanting What You Have.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

All that we have and don't have is a grace. Even the awareness of grace is a grace in which we should give thanks."

More than three fourths of all Americans are vitamin D-deficient.

Galleries are frightening places, places of evaluation, of judgement.

The fighter loses more than his pride in the fight; he loses part of his future. He's a step closer to the slum he came from.

I'm sixty-two, and it's ecological sense to die while you're still productive, die and clear a space for others, old and young.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

Th'invention all admir'd, and each, how he to be th'inventor miss'd; so easy it seem'd once found, which yet unfound most would have thought impossible.

Race, to me, is a very blurry thing.

Hillary Clinton represented "America is over" to the people that voted, and they're never gonna understand this, the people in the media in Washington, in the establishment.

Hunting was the labour of the savages of North America, but the amusement of the gentlemen of England.