The things the writers have me doing on Suburgatory are insane. I think they think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

I just learned how to scuba dive. Id been scared to rely on one little air hose for oxygen, but swimming with all those fish is exhilarating.

For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie - and it's perfectly acceptable.

It's hard being a girl. There are a lot of body image issues that come up and I think the best thing we can do for our kids is lead by example.

I don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie in my life.

Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.

I just have so many scripts to read!

It makes me happy to work. And it makes me a better mother to be a happy person.

What was a prisoner of war anyway? Less than a man, just material to be used to make the railway, like the teak sleepers and steel rails and dog spikes.

Cuddle with your children. Don't just read – talk about the pictures too. Give emphasis to your words and make them come alive!Make it fun and enjoyable.

The zoo grounds reeked of desolation, but the silence had an undercurrent, a silvery vibe, like the hush of a concert hall just before the first note.

Everybody walks to somewhere or everybody runs to somewhere simply because those somewheres don’t walk to us or don’t run to us! No struggle happens, no nothing happens!

When you're through changing you're through.

I have had some bad shooting games but that doesn't stop me from getting the ball to my teammates

Just don't create a file called '-rf.'

You are the only boss you have. And I want you to be the most demanding boss that you can be. If you really want to make a success of this business, then you must put yourself on a schedule.

In a police state, referencing one's rights is seen as an act of aggression.

Christianity alone teaches that our only way for reconciliation with God is by his grace that is received through faith.