The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

I had the privilege of being able to choose, or at least have the opportunity to work at, being anything but an actor.

The heart fools the mind, where eyes went deaf to words, that fell on blinded ears to easy to fall in love.

Failures are in the positions they are in today because they are yet to follow the footprints of those who walk, think, and breathe success.

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it

Vice president: That's the title given to a corporate manager instead of a raise.

If there is a distinctive Irish experience, it is one of division, exacerbated by the fact that division in a country so small seems perverse. But the scale doesn't matter.

I appeal to you as a soldier to spare me the humiliation of seeing my regiment march to meet the enemy and I not share its dangers.

Those who do not have imaginary conversations do not love.

I did Lassie for six years and I never had anybody come up to me and say, 'It made me want to be a farmer.

From today, painting is dead.