The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

We should get rid of these restricting attitudes and system of beliefs in order to remove obstacles in our way to the achievements of our goals and revealing our potential

If not for her truly sparkling personality, she would have been doomed.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way.

You can't predict a show, that is the damndest thing, you can't predict if a show is going to work or not until it's on the air.

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

The greatest possession we have costs nothing; it's known as love.

I think it's part of being English, particularly if you are middle-class - you're always looking to be reminded that you are no good and you are always actually embarrassed about being successful.

This was not a place you go to live. It was a place you go to die."- Paper Towns

I am a foe to tyrants, and my country's friend.