The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

An act of a dictatorship is an act of a civil war - Freedom to the people.

isn't it such a tragic thing when you can see it so clearly but the other person doesn't

The present's just a pleasant interruption to the past.

We had a farewell dinner for some of my senior staff, and generally everybody likes to talk about how cool I was.

Facebook turned me down. It was a great opportunity to connect with some fantastic people. Looking forward to life’s next adventure.

My fun days are over.

The days that make us happy make us wise

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

There are a number of things that set Southern artists apart from anyone else. Their obsession with place and their obsession with family.