The time of universal peace is near. Prove this a prosp'rous day, the three-nooked world Shall bear the olive freely.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

What happened in America in the 1860s was a war of secession, a war of independence, no different in principle from what happened in America in the 1770s and 1780s.

The condition for a miracle is difficulty, however the condition for a great miracle is not difficulty, but impossibility.

Whenever we give up, leave behind, and forget too much, there is always the danger that the things we have neglected will return with added force

The opportunities in this world are as great as we have the imagination to see them... but we never get that view from the bottom of the nest.

It turns out that strong typing does not eliminate the need for careful testing. And I have found in my work that the sorts of errors that strong type checking finds are no the errors I worry about.

Moved by the perfection of His holy love, God in Christ substituted Himself for us sinners. That is the heart of the cross of Christ.

When I can't sleep, I don't count sheep. I count lovers. And by the time I reach 38 or 39, I'm asleep.

A poet or a comedian can say what's on the mind of people. They should be funny. They should make you laugh. It may be so truthful that it hurts, but it makes you laugh.