The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

The mystery religions were instituted in order to protect the marvels of the commonplace from those who would devalue them.

This is by far the most serious crisis civilisation has ever faced.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

The Republican Party would have the American flag and the swastika flying side by side.

If you are born an artist, you have no choice but to fight to stay an artist.

This is why integration will not work. It assumes that the two races, black and white, are equal and can be made to live as one. This is not true.

No, but it’s not because I’m getting older that I’m trying to accelerate. But something very curious is happening: The older I get, the more ideas I’m getting.

Everyone knows that our current system is kind of like legalized prostitution. The corporate sector completely controls the civic sector.