The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

It's the love you had that matters, isn't it, not the pain.

But it's the science of the stars!""She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram.""It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!

Love is beautiful, A beautiful deception.One falls in itTo deceive the other

Appearances are significant, and never more than in politics. You can always sway the crowd, provided you have a good story.

When you believe in what you’re doing, that’s the first thing. And you have to be resilient, because people are going to try to knock you down.

Eventually, you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is.

I have always believed that I could help change the world, because I have been lucky to have adults around me who did.

If one but tell a thing well, it moves on with undying voice, and over the fruitful earth and across the sea goes the bright gleam of noble deeds ever unquenchable.

The worse illness of our time, is that so many people have to suffer from never being loved

The severest critics are always those who have either never attempted, or who have failed in original composition.