The timeless moment. - The "moment" has no yesterday or tomorrow. It is not the result of thought and therefore has no time.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one

Make at least one definite move daily toward your goal.

Remember, success is a journey not a destination. Have faith in your ability. You will do just fine.

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water.

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine.

The past is no more; the future not yet. Nothing exists except the here and now. Our grand business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at our hands.

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.

If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate.

Stop praying. Start thinking.

I keep thinking Naruto... That one of these days your going to finally grow up!

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Isn't all religions curious? If they weren't you wouldn't get anyone to believe them.

Originally, I wanted to call the band 'Guns 'n Robots.' I still believe that if we had just called ourselves 'Guns 'n Robots' we'd still be together.