The times are very bad. Very well, you are there to make them better.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

The Path of Purpose is paved with healing. That healing goes as deep as the wound or only as deep as you let it.

Avoiding setting too strong rules is the best way not to have problems with your own rules.

I do have anger management issues. Not clinical. Probably no more than most people.

More than a hygienic method of disposing of the dead, cremation enabled lovers and comrades to be mingled together for eternity.

I wish you luck,' she said, kissing him on the cheek. He still had the most beautiful eyes of any boy she'd ever seen. But now her heart beat so much faster for someone else.

People don't remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your nose.

Marconi is a good fellow. Let him continue. He is using seventeen of my patents.

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.

Let every man, every corporation, and especially let every village, town, and city, every county and State, get out of debt and keep out of debt. It is the debtor that is ruined by hard times.