The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Jo dimaag ki dahi banaaye, uski lassi kardo, aur chill maro. (If someone makes curd of your brain then churn them to buttermilk and chill).

Spiritual assets allow us to see more clearly, love more deeply, and act more courageously.

I have always said to my pupils: "Learn as much as you can about symbolism; then forget it when you are analyzing a dream."

Preparedness is the key to success and victory.

I'm like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater.

I think we are destroying the minds of America and that has been one of my lifelong ambitions.

I always have the feeling that I'm sitting around not doing anything with my life. A little Calvinist guilt that I should be more productive.

O Lord! he concluded, forgive all these trespasses. Lead me not into Penn Station.

I love the edited version of it.

I think people get too comfortable, in just doing what they do every week. And I'm all about challenge and change, and I like to read the audience.