The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.

It considered trying to explain their error to them, but what would be the use? They would only go away with hurt feelings. You can't always expect people, or squirrels, to be rational.

Here was a flower (the daisy reflected) strangely like itself and yet utterly unlike itself too. Such a paradox has often been the basis for the most impassioned love.

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

Gender and the complications it gives rise to simply aren't relevant to the lives appliances lead.

When you write and when you read, you are living in a different world.

Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

Tom Cruise is one of the most successful actors of all time.

Apostasy must be called what it is, spiritual adultery.

Prayer is an impossibility without a living faith in the presence of God within.

I wanted everybody to see a sunrise and be knocked out by the miracle of it, the world being created every morning.

Being a grandmother is one of the least strange things in my life. It makes more sense than a lot of things... like photo shoots!