The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

The alternative to thinking in evolutionary terms is not to think at all.

With attachment all that seems to exist is just me & that object I desire.

You know you’re a good leader when people follow you out of curiosity.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice as well as of virtue to inspire him.

I have been very happy very rich very beautiful much adulated very famous and very unhappy.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I always like whatever I did most recently. It's the closest to who I am at the moment.

Imagination is the golden-eyed monster that never sleeps. It must be fed; it cannot be ignored.

Humility is first, second and third in Christianity.

I don't think LeBron will win 5 rings, it's gonna be hard for him to catch up to Kobe.