The tongue offends and the ears get the cuffing

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Sir, I cannot sing. I have no formal training. I do not read music. And I know this is a church - but I play a mean harmonica.

Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.

I want to keep my health and my sanity and be well and feel happy. Plus, I want to have fun.

The creative act lasts but a brief moment, a lightning instant of give-and-take, just long enough for you to level the camera and to trap the fleeting prey in your little box.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.

Boys will break your heart. Real men will pick up the pieces.

[Entrepreneurship] is by no means hunch or gamble. But it also is not precisely science. Rather, it is judgment.

I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer.

I’m pleased with how ridiculous I am. I like me. Though I’m not a huge fan. I know when to switch me off.