The tools which would teach men their own use would be beyond price.

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire emotion and knowledge.

Science is nothing but perception.

Reality is created by the mind. We can change our reality by changing our mind.

If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools.

A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.

No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.

Don't force your children into your ways, for they were created for a time different from your own.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Reality is created by the mind, we can change our reality by changing our mind.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.

Do Not Grope To Life By Pursuing Education Alone

Look at you… You’re perfect.""Not… perfect.""Perfect to me…

Evaluate every performance on: stage presence, concentration, delivery, material and lessons learned.

Does power bring happiness? Does it bring refinement? Does it bring humor? Does it bring a good-heartedness, or is it just cold? Power is never cold. Cold people may use power in cold ways.

In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars.

I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.

Family is everything.

If I had my way, sporting guns would be strictly regulated, the rest would be confiscated

My role isn't to be politically smart. My role is to do what's right under the constitution. And if that's politically unpopular, so be it.

We have a lot of fun every year, and I really enjoy being part of junior golf and the development of these players.