The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Habit rules the unreflecting herd.

Человек, который никуда не спешит, никуда не попадает.

Friendship is not an obligation or duty. It is a sweet responsibility.

Be passionate bleed colors & words which waters both soul and body

Demons do exist

Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.

That experience is the parent of wisdom is an adage the truth of which is recognized by the wisest as well as the simplest of mankind.

I sought neither preeminence, glory, nor riches; my honor was that Jesus Christ should reign.

Bill Gates did predict that computers for people made sense because he wrote a basic.

What can they see in the longest kingly line in Europe, save that it runs back to a successful soldier?