The touchstone for family life is still the legendary 'and so they were married and lived happily ever after.' It is no wonder that any family falls short of this ideal.

Certainty is the enemy of change.

When I'm ready, I plan to adopt. I still believe in family.

The best portraits are those in which there is a slight mixture of caricature.

A good man will find that there is goodness in the world; an honest man will find that there is honesty in the world; and a man of principle will find principle and integrity in the hearts of others.

I love awards, especially if I get them.

I defend the right of almost everything to be published... because I think that you're better off in trusting the marketplace than allowing other people to make that decision.

If you learn to respond as if it’s the first day in your life and the very last day, then you will have spent this day very well.

To use for our exclusive benefit what is not ours is theft.

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

Inside of us is a place that is all-knowing, all mighty, which is a fragment of God. Nourishing, healing elements with in us. There is a spark in each one of us.