The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

Be in love with your life, every detail of it.

Unknowns in life are adventures, avoid calling them fears.

Anxiety beclouds the future.

In true open source development, theres lots of visibility all the way through the development process.

Men have periods; they're called wars.

You're unwilling to go out on a limb because it just might break underneath you.

There is no patriotic art.

My ancestors were Brahmins. They spent their lives in search of god. I am spending my life in search of man.

We can lift ourselves out of ignorance, we can find ourselves as creatures of excellence and intelligence and skill.

There are many who talk on from ignorance rather than from knowledge, and who find the former an inexhaustible fund of conversation.