The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body

HE who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave.

I would be a huge hypocrite if I didn't tell you that at one time in my life I thought the way that you made music was you got on a major label and you got famous.

We can carve time out of thin air, or we can fill up even infinite stretches of time with nothingness. These are our choices.

I had an incredible experience living in New York, playing for the Yankees, to go through all of the things I did, including the no-hitter. It was a very memorable time.

I firmly believe every book was meant to be written.

True Leadership is the authority given by the trust of the followers to use power for the benefit of all.

I admit that the eyes of the intellectually and culturally lively tend to glaze over at the mere mention of sociology, often with ample justification.

... the truth is exactly that which can't be got into words. We are forced to lie, a little or, if we are inferior, much.

Sometimes the lines in a song are lines you wish you could text-message somebody in real life.