The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Failing to meet your true destiny is a tragic act of free will.

My ability to make up lies on the spot chills me as much as it saves me.

I like the way Twitter makes one be more concise.It looks like someone is saying sometthing wise

An attractive woman becomes beautiful when she's happy and in love.

Any great character is the combination of a brilliant actor and the right writing.

Sometimes, we just have to be asked.

God can get tiny, if we're not careful.

once you have tasted the taste of sky, you will forever look up

If you can't summarize an issue on one page, you don't understand the issue well enough.

How happy you are depends to a very large degree on your relationships with other people.