The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

How confusing to live in the shadow of a shadow.

Every day were reborn.

A single lie is the father of all lies

A dark night, lightened up by thousands of glowing fireflies... It's magical...

Whatever crisis you are going through, fruit will come from it. Allow the crisis to bring fruit.

None of the body was designed to play football. Excuse me, you know, football, we're just not designed for.

Indignation and compassion form a powerful combination. They are indispensable to vision, and therefore to leadership.

As well as being in love, we're great friends. Warren makes me feel wanted, and that counts a lot with me.

I wouldn't want to bring a kid into this crazy world right now.

Dreamers can't be tamed.