The trouble is, I'm a terrible PR person.

Players will be able to adjust the volume from 1 to 100 in increments of 1. You could play the game 100 times and have an entirely different experience.

Freedom is... freedom can actually be boring, you've got to realize that.

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.

Some people leave artwork, some people do rude things, other people then turn those rude things into nice things.

It's quite an unfair thought that Microsoft are trying to control our gaming, they're trying to force us to be online all the time. [People] didn't really think that through.

It's and old, old story: I had a friend and we shared everything, and then she died and so we shared that, too.

The history of my life is the history of the struggle between an overwhelming urge to write and a combination of circumstances bent on keeping me from it.

In the light of love, I find the glory of God’s grace.

As long as you don't kill someone or seriously maim them, sure, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as long as you have a good time.

Measuring progress is often like watching grass grow. While it’s difficult to detect movement on a daily basis, it’s simple to see growth over time.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

I'm a Bhakti, meaning I practice devotional yoga and the heart and love, so I say to people, start with your ego and go down to your heart.

My gosh, if you’re going away, we got a million things to talk about! All the things we would’ve talked about next month, the month after! Praying mantises, zeppelins, acrobats, sword swallowers!

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

So when you try hard to make your own way, you will help others...before you make your own way you cannot help anyone, and no one can help you.