The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

The father of Egyptology was Father Athanasius Kircher.

In the psychology of aesthetics, there is a name for the moment between the anxiety of confronting something new and the satisfying click of understanding it. It is called an 'aesthetic aha.

Goons were the lowest sort of homunculi, only superior to zombies.

From early morning to late at night, it's such an interesting life, and I'm healthy and free, and that's not so easy with a family.

If Christ came back he would drive his treacherous servants out of the temple with a whip.

Love is always open arms.

I hate the idea of success robbing you of your private life.

Life is never more fun than when you're the underdog competing against the giants.

Having a trade deficit and a budget deficit, it's two different things.

I wear my hat as I please, indoors or out.