The trouble with believing conspiracies is you start seeing them everywhere, right? And everything becomes a part of them. But, of course, the trouble with not believing them is becoming a dupe.

I guess sometimes the truth just isn't worth believing... Personally, I've always felt that life's too short for truth. I'm just here to be entertained.

HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

Explanations are for cowards.

Keep trying

One biographer said Kennedy lived along the line where charm became power.

The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans.

Alteration is a constructive act, not a destructive one, and it's the opposite of most of our impulses.

Time eventually convinces most of us that forgiveness is a virtue. Conveniently, cowardice and forgiveness look identical at a certain distance.

Stop trying to be what society's shoving down your throat.

You know, whenever I was presented with a challenge that brought up feelings of fear or self-doubt, I almost always said, 'Yes'.

If I succeed in putting some warmth and love into the work, then it will find friends. Carrying on working is the

I do not believe that to be religious in the best, authentic sense a man has to destroy his love life and mummify himself, body and soul.