The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The principle of God is love

Because deep down you know that someone needs to keep you out of trouble.

The body is an instrument which only gives off music when it is used as a body. Always an orchestra, and just as music traverses walls, so sensuality traverses the body and reaches up to ecstasy.

An artist is always in the state of becoming.

In the dark attics of our minds, all times mingle.

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

You aren't ever going to be anything in this world unless you do what you want to do, when you want to do it--don't plan anything, just go out and do it.

Loneliness does not worry me; life is difficult enough, putting up with yourself and with your own habits.

Haters, I'm not your enemy I'm your hero. Cheer up, you should be happy I'm here

It's no use of talking unless people understand what you say.