The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Did we salivate for sadness, or had we only learned to enjoy what we were forced to eat?

Never give importance to anyone more than yourself, because once that person becomes important, you become nothing....

What then remains, but well our power to use, And keep good-humor still whate'er we lose? And trust me, dear, good-humor can prevail, When airs, and flights, and screams, and scolding fail.

Smart people don't learn... because they have too much invested in proving what they know and avoiding being seen as not knowing.

I think most of us become self-critical as soon as we become self-conscious.

For the weariest road that man may wend Is forth fromn the home of his father.

Republicans are not a political party. It's a mental condition.

The world wide web has really been quite spectacular and not something I would have predicted.

Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.

You may not be responsible for getting knocked down. But you're certainly responsible for getting back up.