The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

You are important to me, because i thought so.

How was your afternoon?"“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.

And I will make thee beds of roses And a thousand fragrant posies.

My most difficult class at Harvard Business School would have to be finance.

Like secondhand smoke, the leakage of emotions can make a bystander an innocent casualty of someone else's toxic state.

There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in.

I don't know - is everything the U.S. does a shocking embarrassment?

But trust me, if I lived in the '80s, I would definitely be the one going to the record stores.

I always say every single moment that has led me to this moment has made me who I am.

If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.