The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The sun that warms is also the sun that burns.

True miracles are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence that God gave them.

When we are returned to power we want to put in the statute book an act which will make our people citizens of the world before they are citizens of this country.

The seed of your next artwork lies embedded in the imperfections of your current piece.

How you choose to respond each moment to the movie of life determines how you see the next frame, and the next, and eventually how you feel when the movie ends.

I'm for anything that lets writers stretch, in or out of their series.

We sort of quickly realized every rhythm, Opetaia [Foa'i] takes the lead.

Keep a marquee everything sparkly Man down hit em on the walkie talkie

No one asks public men to be strictly moral, but they must seem to be well-behaved.

I have never discussed a player contract with an agent and I like to think I never will.