The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".

Life is very tough sometimes, but never tougher than a highly determined positive mind.

With consistent determination, commitment, persistent, handwork, and faith in God we can make our dreams come true.

You only live once in your life.Decide the the path to be travel by you in this life.

I don't think we [with Kate DiCamillo] intended to write a book about friendship, I think we intended to write a book about two friends.

People with bipolar disorder have difficulty with boundaries.

My mom used to tell me, 'I live every day of my life for you.' I understand that now. The older I get, the more I understand.

I had no kind of work ethic and I always felt that music - especially rock 'n' roll - was a more for boys.

If I'm going to do something a little bit more adult, I'll do it if it's going to be on at a different time slot or if it's going to be something that kids won't be able to get their hands on

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.