The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Deep down in my heart, I am always smiling because life is such a magical, mysterious, and wonderful thing.

We know from the material that was recovered from the bin Laden compound that bin Laden was looking at the 10th anniversary of 9/11 as an opportunity to strike yet again at the U.S. homeland.

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman.

I remember everything, even the dates. But I don't want others to remember the details, just the image.

The Bible. Know it in your head. Stow it in your heart. Show it in your life. Sow it in the world.

You can overcome wrong technology. Your people have the initiative, they see the problem, no big deal ... you can't overcome bad culture. You've gotta change whoever is in charge.

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.

My experience of people is that they are infinitely forgivable.

I don’t have stamina in exercise...but I have it in life.

While attendance at traditional churches has been declining for decades... the evangelical movement is growing, and it is changing the way America worships.