The trouble with shooting people, Edie Banister now remembers, is that it's so hard to do just one.

And don't tell me the end justifies the means because it doesn't. We never reach the end. All we ever get is means. That's what we live with.

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

I have known heaven, and now I am in hell, and there are mimes.

The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster.

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Photography is without mercy--though it's nonsense to say it does not lie. Rather, it lies in a particular, capricious way which makes beggars of ministers and gods of cat's meat men.

We need to create the institutions that will support the society we want to live in. The only answer is collective action.

I love you forever. I am sorry I cannot love you now.

Children, bored and opinionated, are scholars of the most dogmatic stripe.

Law is error, you see. It's an attempt to write down a lot of things everyone ought to know anyway.

Clear out the past, layout the present and prepare for a much better and brighter future.

Believe and have faith in God.

I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

I have seen the Raiders develop into what they are today.

I won't work on anyone's else's script. I won't write for anyone else. I write my own stuff and make that when the time is right.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

Don't find love, let it find you. It's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just do.

Never lie under any circumstances.