The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

And by my grave you'd pray to have me back So I could see how well you look in black.

Let's get rid of all the economic (expletive) this country represents! Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!

I listen only to Bach, Beethoven or Mozart. Life is too short to waste on other composers.

I locate that special problem in a character and then try to understand it. That's the genesis of all my work.

Thinkers prepare the revolution and bandits carry it out.

In fact, sometimes when I look at something my memory does work. I remember the panel where Alex Toth told me, "Mike, if you really don't understand all that, you don't need to put it on there."

I don't know if I ever really considered making a connection with the audience.

All human excellence is but comparative — there are persons who excel us, as much as we fancy we excel the meanest.

Make haste! The tide of Fortune soon ebbs.

Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.