The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.

You could start a fire with the heat between you two.""You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.

Oh... Adrian, I've got one more favor to ask you. A big one." "Fondue?" he asked hopefully.

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.

To love another person is to see them as God intended them to be.

God is love. I have loved. Therefore, I will go to heaven.

I always have the TV on. When there's no TV, I play music. I like having noise. I think that's why New York is so suitable for me, because it's never really fully quiet.

I'm always surprised when people say, "Oh, it got such mixed reviews." I guess I didn't read them.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Ring out your bells! Let mourning show be spread! For Love is dead.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge.