The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Passion can transform the mind, body and spirit...Passion can align you with the wisdom of nature and the power of what is in your heart.

Pity is not forgiveness, nor is gratitude absolution.

Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali.

It takes skill to win a battle, but brains to win a war.

The kiss surrounded her like air, held her up like water, supported her like the earth and burned her like fire.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

No man of honor ever quite lives up to his code, any more than a moral man manages to avoid sin.

There are people who can't stand me, they say, 'God, he makes me sick', or, 'He's creepy', but it doesn't affect me too badly.

When all is said and done, teaching is what I try to do for a living.

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire.