The trouble with women? Elbows.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."

It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed.

Salvation is neither human effort nor desire.

To succeed in life you must believe and take first step in working towards realizing your goals.

If you treat men the way they are you never improve them. If you treat them the way you want them to be you do.

I think the American West really attracts me because it's romantic. The desert, the empty space, the drama.

What a child does when not told what to do is the final indicator of what and who that child is.

When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that.

There are chemists who spend their whole lives trying to find out what's in a lump of sugar. I want to know one thing. What is color?

I'm the only choice to make a record. And that's the only way I would do it. We'd have to make some new music. The fans deserve it. Van Halen's got some of the best fans on the planet.

I've got love in my life, as well as trouble and strife.