The true value of man is shown when with all freedom possible, he sets himself limits.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Children have their own kind of power. When you're teaching them, protecting them, you are more than you thought you could be. More understanding, more patient, more capable, more wise.

If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will…!

Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy acting.

We need to bring personal responsibility back to the family!

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

Freedom of speech encompasses precisely the freedom to annoy, to ridicule, and to offend.

People in distress never think that you feel enough.

All runners are tough. Everyone has to have a little fire in them, that even in tough times, can’t be turned off.