The truth hurts, but silence kills.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Happiness increases energy

I couldn't imagine that I'd ever fall in love again like I had with Gideon. For better or worse, he was my soulmate. The other half of me. In many ways, he was my reflection.

Two worlds one family

We always love those who admire us and we do not always love those whom we admire.

The best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.

When government does more than guard against the initiation of force, inevitably it becomes a means of theft and bamboozlement.

People don't live nowadays: they get about ten percent out of life.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

Walk along one day and do nothing wrong, play by the rules, be a good person, do everything right: it doesn't guarantee anything.

Kids can't look up to girls who are trying to be growner than they are.